5 scoops= perfection
you must read this book or your life will not be complete
4 scoops= great
you should totally put this book on the top of your reading list
3 scoops= good
you should add this book to your reading list
2 scoops= okay
read it if you have nothing better to do
1 scoop= bad
there is no reason to read this book
empty bowl= atrocious
do not read this book. boycott this book. run away from this book.
Let's practice by rating ice cream brands:
Godiva-Chocolate Raspberry Truffle= 5 scoops
Haagen Daz- Coffee = 4 scoops
Baskin Robbins- Mint Chocolate Chip= 3 scoops
Breyer's- French Vanilla= 2 scoops
Rice Dream- Carob Almond= 1 scoop
Anything on this website= empty bowl
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. octopus ice cream. eewwwwww
ReplyDeleteI love your new system! And now I want some ice cream...I'm a Haagen Daz fan myself :o)
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