Cool Contest

Hi, I wanted to pass on information about a blog contest going on at bildungsroman to win a copy of the graphic novel Smile by Raina Telgemeier. They want to hear your embarrassing dental stories. As someone who has had teeth removed so the others could be squished together, a pink plastic retainer, a permanent metal retainer and braces twice, I love the idea for this book and this contest! I do not, however, like the idea of ice skating or anything else that has the potential to knock out my front teeth!!!

A Milestone

Hey look, it's my 150th blog post!

Woo-hoo!

Balloon drop please...

...thank you very much!

So, in order to celebrate properly, how about another contest for my perfectly adorable and deserving readers? What, what's that I hear...

a resounding yes!

Well then,

here it is...

In exactly 150 words describe for me what you would do with $150,000.00.

Not that I am going to give you a $150,000.00, mind you, but let's all just play pretend for a bit and imagine one hundred and fifty thousand buckaroos dropped into our laps. What would you do with it?

The winner will be chosen at random

from the list of entries

and will receive 150 surprises.

Seriously.

Ghenet's Contest

If you aren't already following All About Them Words then you should be. And now is a great time since she has just posted her first contest!

CONTEST News

ENTER MY CONTEST 

TO WIN AN AUTOGRAPHED COPY OF 

BOY TOY BY BARRY LYGA

MY VERY FIRST CONTEST!

Hello dear readers,

In the past I have linked to many cool contests, but never actually hosted my own. Well that is about to change...

Welcome to my 1st Official Contest!

It's your turn to tell me a lil' sumpin' sumpin' about yourself.

Author Barry Lyga has graciously volunteered an AUTOGRAPHED COPY of his wonderful book BOY TOY for my contest winner. Boy Toy explores the ramifications of a relationship between a 7th grade boy and his teacher. 

Now we all know that such relationships are wrong. And damaging. 

And just plain icky. 

But who hasn't had the hots for someone they weren't supposed to? 

I certainly have. 

Mr. Cushing. My 11th grade English teacher. He was Hollywood hot with a subversive charm. We read The Handmaid's Tale, A Clockwork Orange, and Demian to name a few. He understood my sarcasm, my angst, and my apathy. Never once did he tell me I was squandering my potential; he just let me be me. I loved him for that. And he was so damn sexy that I even managed to stay awake in his class, most days. I learned a lot from that man and I credit that to my crush. If only he had taught Economics, instead of that ogre Father Glass...

It was a harmless crush. It never crossed that line. And I'm sure you've had one of those yourself. So, here is your task: TELL US ALL A LIL' SUMPIN' SUMPIN' ABOUT YOUR MOST ILLICIT CRUSH. That time you were hot for teacher, or for that den leader, or that cute rabbi whose pants were too tight, or your best friend's mom, or the local Lolita, or that cousin that wrote poetry and windsurfed into your heart. 

Of course, only write about an UNREQUITED LOVE. No tales that would force me to call the authorities or throw up in my mouth. 

The best crush story wins the prize. Best being completely arbitrary, I know. But think salacious, honest, funny or tender, and well crafted. I'm open to a variety of forms; haiku, short essay, rhyming couplets, rambling. 

I can't wait to read all your entries- post them below by August 28th! 

A winner will be announced on August 31st. Best of luck!

Contest News

Anybody wanna win stuff? Cool stuff. Autographed copies of books stuff. Check out this contest on the awesome website of the awesome YA author Barry Lyga.